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What if Substack, but as an NFT

Don't just subscribe to my toots, *invest* in them. Speculate on them. Strut across the financial world in the manner of a giant colossus, leveraging collateralized toot obligations to impoverish nations. Crush small towns and shopping malls in your emailed fist.

My toots could start your very own family legacy you can pass on to your grandchildren, like a fine Swiss watch and/or cheese.

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@suetanvil

I think my one about mushrooms was pretty fungible though

If I left it outside for a few days, it might even get ratified too

@natecull

I suggest you glue it to a piece of wood, then screw a hook and eye into it and attach it to another...

You know what? Never mind.

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