A... LIFE... AWAITS YOU IN THE OFFWORLD COLONIES. A LIFE WITH THINGS IN IT. OR IN YOU. EXCITINGLY UNDISCOVERED THINGS OF CONVENIENTLY VAGUE LEGAL STATUS EXCEPT FOR OUR PATENT RIGHTS WHICH OUR WEAPONS DIVISION AGGRESSIVELY ASSERT.
OUR LEGAL DIVISION WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT WE ASSUME NO ACTUAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY THINGS WHICH MAY HAPPEN INTO YOU.
DID WE SAY INTO. WE DID DIDN'T WE. HAHA THAT'S A FUNNY THING TO SAY.
@gcupc CERTAINLY WE CAN GUARANTEE THAT HEADS WILL IN FACT BE GOTTEN.
THE OFFWORLD COLONIES, A PLACE OF HEAD-GETTING AND SOMETIMES EVEN TEMPORARY HEAD RETENTION.
@natecull A CHANCE TO GET AHEAD, A GOLDEN LAND OF FREEDOM AND OPPORTUNITY