"I will love you until death and beyond," she sighed through her tears, "but we can never be together, for I am a werefrankenstein and you are a merdracula, and our families will never agree on what to call our children."
@natecull I was really mad when they rebooted this as RoboGhost: Awoo. Lost all of the gravitas of the original imo
SHE's half wolf, half robot made of ghosts, but only on the full moon!
HE bites fish!
QUENTIN TARANTINO'S WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S FRANKIE AND MERDRAC
"Let me make you an octopus you can't refuse."
"Roooaaaggh CLANK"
*smoooch*
FOOOOOOOOOOM!