There is a universe somewhere, just slightly askew from ours, where everyone who used an 8-bit computer in the 1980s became a supergenius with probably ESP powers as well and together they all saved the world by around 1999


All of Silicon Valley today:

"What do you mean, 'somewhere', that's us, exactly what we've done! The world's saved now. We solved all the problems. There are no more problems. Computers fixed them all. And that's why our next app is a startup that delivers snack foods only starting with A to your door, by a robot pony which is actually a poor person with antennas wired into their skull.'

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