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Neanderthal 1: I'm gonna domesticate a wolf, teach it to hunt, bring in food, it's gonna be awesome
Neanderthal 2: Oh yeah? Well I'M gonna domesticate a, a, a, tiger
N1: Lol what
N2: A tiger. Gonna breed miniature ones. I'll come home, it'll be like, RAR! CLAWS! DEATH! FANGS! but, tiny. Then I'll laugh and give it hugs and it'll roar, but tiny.
N1: That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard, I mean what would a tiny tiger even DO, just sit around looking cool?
N2: Yep
N1: And yet I want one
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