We gotta shift these paradigm ovens
Custom Copernican astronomies
That ain't science
That's the way you do it
Theory for nothing and your clicks for free
Cat: yowl yowl yowl
Cat: purr purr purr
Cat (sees other cat): GRARRRRGH I AM THE LEAD BASS THROAT-SINGER OF A DEATH METAL BAND I LIVE IN SWEDEN AND GARGLE CONCRETE MIXERS AND READ TOLKIEN I WILL EAT YOUR SOOOUL
Human: .... WTF is this CREATURE in my HOUSE
Cat: I meant yowrl purr right? how 'bout them mice. purr
That's enough of the cute cat photos... let's go for "terrified cat" - it's much more satisfying considering the way they treat us humans. And, besides, bears are kind of cool too...
(slaps roof of original IBM PC)
(slaps keyboard of IBM PC)
*CHUK CHUKCHUKCHUK CHUK*
(slaps floppy drive of IBM PC)
(slaps modem of IBM PC)
(slaps dot matrix printer of IBM PC)
*SHNIK SHNIK SHNIK GZZZTHK SHNIK SHNIK GZZTHK)
(slaps three feet of three ring binder DOS and BASIC manuals)
well, that all seems to be in order
also a splint for my hand, please, medics
(slaps roof of Commodore PET)
you can fit 8,192 bytes of RAM in th
oww my hand
oh yeah and it's made of solid steel
Manuals used to teach you about your computer.
This job is now performed primarily by retail cell phone salespeople and internet forum posters.
You may see some of my concerns.
Tired: bulwarks against Communism
Wired: bullsquids against preventable workplace accidents
Sometimes I look at the planning and design that goes into the production of a bag of potato chips and then I look at the planning and design that goes into the production of software and I just start sobbing
"Ozymandias" is often read as a warning on the hubris of desiring immortality but it should be read as being about how good Ozy's workers were at making durable pedestals
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Adding overwrought complexity is not a good tradeoff for increased performance in the long-term but it is what "the industry" has leaned on for over 30 years.
Tell 'em not to visit for a few years, we're, uh, dealing with a few family situations
<< No one is saying that any pointy-eared aliens live there, but astronomers have discovered an exoplanet orbiting 40 Eridani A, a star known to "Star Trek" fans as the host star of Spock's home planet, Vulcan.>>
I also like the clear separation between 'Edible Spices' and 'Spices'
and we're all gonna shine a light together
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