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i cant wait until nature is healed and crusty punk dudes can once again start posting passive aggressively about supporting the scene and getting to the gig 🥺🥺

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I have just been alerted to the logo for Steve Forbes's 1996 run for president and I will think of nothing else all day

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You should catch me and @Louisa calling baseball games every Friday night for:

- a fictional league;
- in 1885;
- set in a Puerto Rico that became independent in 1868.

Tomorrow, we'll be calling the last two games of the season for the Ingenieros de Rincón, a woeful team whose 42-year-old right fielder is retiring when the year's over.

Join us, won't you? I'm informed we're "delightful," apparently.

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The thing no one tells you about watching The Young Girls of Rochefort (which is great) is: you will have "Chanson des Jumelles" in your head until the end of time.
youtu.be/znlKuELSGXM

food ++++ 

spaghetti and vodka sauce (mixed with a shit load of garlic + fake ground beef) PLUS!!!!! giardiniera on top 🥰

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❌ self-driving cars

✅ new system of tracks everywhere; individual mine cars

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Everyone at the laundromat is always trying to solve a legal paperwork issue on speaker phone

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it turns out the people upset that you're not going back to pre-pandemic normal fast enough don't care about your health

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what are we going to reach first?

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It is absolutely unnecessary for Domino's to bring back the Noid.

Please look at my sweet bean bun’s face, thank you

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*sidles over* if you’re gonna sit on the floor then you should pet me here I’ll show you where you should pet me PET MEEEEE

*sidles over* if you’re gonna sit on the floor then you should pet me here I’ll show you where you should pet me PET MEEEEE

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If the Lakers’ bubble title is sandwiched between seasons where they miss the playoffs, the takes are gonna be out of this world

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