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Thinking a lot about how millions of people are about to be evicted when the “stimulus” ends. The government is letting it happen. And the media is going on about Russia for some reason, as if what’s about to happen won’t be catastrophic and isn’t preventable

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Watching "You Only Move Twice" and yelling, "Lisa get some allergy medicine, Marge join a book club, Bart maybe you should be in the remedial class, sheesh"

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5g? i'm only interested in 21g (the weight of the human soul)

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listen up, i'm from the midwest, bitch. i WILL make you a casserole.

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@neoncoughh @homeruncowboy I will never want to see the Pats win. I hope splitting with Brady is the end for both the franchise and the player. That being said, I love Cam Newton and wish him the best

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everyone is coming out of their houses without masks, going out to restaurants and bars, meanwhile i’m out here like

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broke: don't lie to me
woke: don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
bespoke: don't fart on me and tell me it's breezy out

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npr.org/2020/06/24/882678392/m

The ACLU has filed a complaint against the Detroit Police Department for what the group says is the first documented instance in the U.S. of someone being falsely arrested based on AI.

It’s been a day and I’m still in awe of this (surprise-release!!) new HUM album. Play it loud enough and you’ll rattle the bones of dinosaurs out of the earth. Instant favorite of the year, highest possible recommendation if you like heavy/fuzzy/stoney loud guitar music. Matt’s vocals and lyrics have never been better. An enormous work. humband.bandcamp.com/album/inl

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food, seasons 

@neoncoughh @Aleums Also, Soups In Winter is the name of my Decemberists cover band

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my hatred for winter is keeping me cool in this time

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got my ticket for the property redistribution lottery. hoping for a nice house or maybe a small storefront. i was disappointed to learn that shopping centers were excluded since they're large public spaces that are going to be repurposed for the people's wellbeing

oh well, you can't win a mall

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were veneers really the best dental science could do

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someone staked out my secret information storage place and took a photo of me retrieving the dossier. sure i'm on several top secret wanted lists now but at least i looked dead drop gorgeous

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food 

it's wild the stuff people do to make money during this pandemic. like, bands that can't tour and stuff. i got an email today from a 2000s indie rock band offering a japanese horror movie themed cushion for a folding couch, and salad accoutrements flavored with dijon mustard

that's right

i got a ju-on futon and poupon crouton groupon from the zutons

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