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i used to have a finsta where i posted in character as a guy who had totally bought into everything they said in business school

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My life would be infinitely better without capitalism and I’m fucking pissed

American privacy advocate, giving a talk in Europe:
"The moment I realized this spying apparatus is bad and evil was when I learned that the NSA spies on US citizens."
European and international audience:
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can we start an anarchist revolution soon so i dont have to deal with the consequences of potentially failing a college class and ruining my chances of transferring to a real college? and then dealing with a higher tuition cost because im not eligible for financial aid?? gamers pm me hwo to dismantle the capitalist state asap thanks

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i get these... radical leftists. they tell me that i should switch to linux! i-- i mean, come on! they say "oh, but it's faster. it's safer." but that's the thing. that's the issue-- the problem at the root of their damn claim. what does "faster" mean? that it does something more quickly? it takes less time to complete? what if there was a society in which faster meant it took *more* time? how can you be sure which is correct? you could certainly build a society... where less speed is better. and in the... after it's all said and done, you really can't define safety if you don't believe in god

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that's the bloody thing about windows 10. it represents... chaos! the feminine windows 10 would... in a natural environment, and this is *not* a natural environment... in a natural environment, the more... masculine and better designed windows 7 would overpower windows 10. but those bloody-- those cultural marxists, and they really are, too, the cultural marxists at microsoft wouldn't have it! they... they they they intervened with... the natural hierarchy, and they said "well, let's... let's put the feminine form on top. let's put it on top." and that's not necessarily a bad thing, but when it's at the expense of order... of masculinity and structure, things start going wrong

@Gargron If I wanted to implement blurhash myself, is there a technical explanation of the algorithm for that or should I simply look at the code?
Also, where should I link to give proper credit? I remember you saying that someone else came up with the idea, right?

American privacy advocate, giving a talk in Europe:
"The moment I realized this spying apparatus is bad and evil was when I learned that the NSA spies on US citizens."
European and international audience:
🤨

"I think of your love and friendship with such sweet memories, reverend bishop, that I long for that lovely time when I may be able to clutch the neck of your sweetness with the fingers of my desires. Alas, if only it were granted to me, as it was to Habakkuk, to be transported to you, how would I sink into your embraces, . . . how would I cover, with tightly pressed lips, not only your eyes, ears, and mouth but also your every finger and your toes, not once but many a time"

Alcuin to Arno

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"I avow the bond of your love; when I tasted it in my inmost being a fragrance as of honeyed sweetness entered into my veins. . . . believe me, the tempest-tossed sailor does not long for his haven, the thirsty fields for their rain, the anxious mother waiting at the bend of the shore for her son, as much as I long to delight in seeing you."

Letter from Egbert to Saint Boniface (8th century)

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I was looking up Walpurgis night on the german Wikipedia and was scrolling through the section about depictions in art.
One of the subheadings is "In paintings and manga", a combination that already made my head spin.
The first entry in the list is about some woodcuts, the second entry reads:
"Bible Black: La Noche de Walpurgis. Animated movie".
Someone, after having a wank to hentai at ca. 3 am, went over to Wikipedia, looked up Walpurgis night to better understand the plot, and added the line.

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