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Happy Mastodon birthday to meeeee

(I'm now at social.coop, link in bio)

Oh my god, that's right, it's November

Have I really been on Mastodon for a year?

(my home instance is down but I have to shitpost NOW)

I am a

⚪ very
⚪ model
⚪ of a
⚪ modern
🔘 Major-General

I've information

⚪ vegetable
🔘 animal
⚪ and
⚪ mineral

religion, ignorance about religion 

PET PEEVE:

when people (on hellbirbsite not u) are like "Christian sharia law" without realizing CHRISTIANITY HAS ITS OWN RELIGIOUS LEGAL CODE JESUS CHRIST IT'S CALLED CANON LAW AND EVEN CANON LAW ISN'T THAT STRIC.T the cATHOLICS ARE LESS UPTIGHT ABOUT SEX than these protestants check yourselves america

(sorry that's all good night)

"Do not engage us in further irrelevant discourse."

- Seven of Nine
VOY 3x26

i missed you all! and the busy local/fed timelines!!! did I miss any wider fediverse stuff? what are teh good memes my frans

löök, whö amöng üs döës nöt hävë än ïrrätïönäl pässïön för ümläüts

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Aaaanyway, just had to share this with you all:

a universal language created by "a German priest whose irrational passion for umlauts may have been his undoing"

publicdomainreview.org/2012/10

HELLO I'M BACK ON HERE BECAUSE SOCIAL.COOP IS DOWN BECAUSE IDK RUSSIANS HACKING????

lewd 

lesbianism
ennui
witchcraft
depression

Depression, food 

Oh shitfuck I forgot to eat AGAIN 🔁

NSFW 

Nihilism
Sadomasochism
Feminism
Wanking

Dermatillomania/skin picking/mild gore (NOT VORE YOU SICKOS) 

Anyway I am off to get groceries and maybe a bite to eat at Tim Horton's and am relieved to be in Parkdale rather than the downtown core. In Parkdale as long as you're not actively dripping on something you're all right.

The upside is that the rest of my face looks relatively fine by comparison. Despite discolouration, hull integrity is high.

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Dermatillomania/skin picking/mild gore (NOT VORE YOU SICKOS) 

So due to picking at the monster zit on my chin last night/this morning I was left with a huge bump with a raw weeping spot in the middle and ran errands downtown today, including buying makeup!!!, with a bandaid barely hanging on and looking hella gross. Replaced it with big hydrocolloid bandage that covers half my chin and still looks p gross

OK folks I am moving over to social.coop, I've already imported my follow list but if you missed the notification or whatever, follow me at @nev!

I have learnt a neat trick lately.
If your in mobile app (Tusky at least) and want to translate a toot?
Share content of toot, with translate app, Google has one on any Android phone.
Pretty neat, not perfect but it definitely works. 👌

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