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lifehack: if you say "I'll be right back" as you leave a room, you can say "as the prophecy foretold" when you re-enter
@nex3 I am tooting to you, in accordance with the prophecy!!
@nex3 that's a lot snappier than 'ta-daaaa!'. *makes notes*
@nex3 "Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'" --Steven Wright
@nex3 oh my god im totally doing this