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Maybe the real final boss was the random encounters we made along the way.

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yo, anyone know where I can get a copy of the Ernie Bushmiller "Tarot of Nancy"

Hey, did anyone ever figure out what iOS “Game Center” does?

Freckles and Glitch. Everyone’s out sleepin in the sunbeams.

Possibly apocryphal unfinished Meatloaf album titled “At the Speed of Cheese”

This was the Tartine recipe because I love overcomplicating things, and also bc Le Chad Tartine has earned some benefit of the doubt with me. No regrets, it’s fab.

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Shoot a magic missile
Launch it directly into this kobold’s ass
Do 1d4+1 damage to his rectum
Shoot his ass automatically with no saving throw

Shoot a magic missile
Shoot a magic missile
Shoot a magic missile
Shoot a magic missile

Waterdeep: City of Splendors

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If you translate from the elvish, 99% of spells just sound like Wesley Willis songs

But big shoutout to USA Today of all places, I had no idea.

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I’m not even in one of the most-excluded cohorts, I’m fuckin white even, and the NYT crossword STILL feels like an extended sneer from someone’s dad’s money.

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Just now realizing that should have been “THYS local mom.” 😑

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Jackdaws LOVE this local mom’s black sphinx of quartz

I’m re-reading The Wizard Hunters and man, that whole series is so underappreciated.

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