I’m basically the same person I was as a child, except with (slightly) more money (= more toys)

I want to *actually* leave Twitter so badly, but none of my friends are here yet

People who skip the intros to TV shows are monsters

Now is my chance to start saying a lot of clever or funny things so that I become a Mastodon celebrity

I hate Electron apps!

Sent from Whalebird for macOS

The operating system for Apple’s AR glasses better be called eyeOS

500 characters is too many, but it’s a fair trade for functional 3rd party apps and no Donald Trump

RIP Twitter...

... is what I would say if people moved here

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