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This Silicon Valley Startup Wants to Replace Morals and Personal Accountability with a Subscription-Based Service.

not delivery it's depression. Show more

not delivery it's depression. Show more

watched Looper with my pops and the little boy in that makes me very, very sad :(

it's good that we're burning the planet so that libertarians can invest in a new bubble.

there were two does in the field next to this train and i saw the does and the doe looked at me.
😍

moment of acute panic as i'm three hours into this train ride and thought i'd forgotten the Switch at home for the 2½ weeks of holiday.

but i just touched it with my body, we're good.

~ III ~

"8 Things You Need to Know About Bitcoin: An Escape-Room with Guns"

~ II ~

"From Selfie to Wealthy: A Book I Will Kick You in the Shins for Literally Writing," by nick nick nick nick.

"...in which the lawyer for the defense will attempt to argue that murder is a form of protected speech."

til that Laval isn't really built for walking but christ on earth is it built for shopping.

diaspo & masto, federation friends.
👥❤🐘

"thanks BOB but i don't want 'donuts' [tsk], i want the real thing, i want doughnoughth'ts."

*walks into a&w*
gimme all the dads you got.