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and of all the days to randomly grab bonfire of the vanities for a tofu press.

well i'm 35 and all i want to do is join a fight club so i guess that tracks.

do i defend my speaker friend in the youtube comments, or do i just continue striking my hand with a hammer

i just wish the tropico games would move back to pirate hoards and away from racist caricature
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ha ha

just practicing for some mad™ marginals

"your gestalt, or mine"

ha ha, perfect 😗👌

toxic americanism as concomitant and synonymous with toxic masculinity.

managed to crunch my whole library down to one bookcase with what must be infuriatingly arbitrary organising principles and i'm genuinely chuffed at some of the transitions.

how much blue cheese is too much at a single meal?
* ¼
* ½
* 1
* let me live my life

very flattered/frightened to be considered the food disposal unit here at the kit 'n ko offices.

is there a bot that scrubs & posts when a game is banned from twitch/stream/&c?

did you know that video games are made from guns? usualy five guns.

anyway here's a dieting tip: measure your weight in stone, no one knows wtf it means and it sounds metal as hell.

whose idiot idea was it to use fossil fuels anyway, what a chump.

hold me like you'll let me go when that weird in-between arm starts going numb, it's a complicated geometry and i want you to look after yourself, too.

like sketchfab but for viewing old bf1942 & ut levels online.

~battlefield 2018~
you play as a nonagenarian wwii vet with a heart condition, watching fascism rise from the crucible of capitalism as the world devours itself.

entire body exposed but my feet are under the covers so i am safe from ghosts

i would like in some new project of mine to do something where i could get some practice at level design and then i tell myself i'm probably two decades late in my own career to start that new branch of learning.
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i quit zuckerbucks two weeks ago and my life has not regressed appreciably and definitely today i've started looking at twidder askance.

jenkins automation
you know how i feel
it's a new build
it's five new builds
it's five new builds with one click and i can just take the time
for me

and i'm feelin

*walks crosswise down stairs*
👀
🥃
good.

subscription services & dlc as built-in obsolescence, publish to medium.

just will not play viddo james unless narratologists or ludologists win, it doesn't make sense otherwise.

games are either lewd or nude, it's like nintendo v sega for academics.

"sir we're about to land on a slightly different planet, shall i send in veteran stormtroopers?"
"no..."
*advances to transparisteel viewport*
"...invent an entirely new kind of troopers."
-star wars eps. 5, 6, 2, 3, 7, 8, &c

personally i think everyone should pee on the american president.

"political correctness" is such a dumb fucking sigil wielded by the powerful to continue harrassing minorities.

raise hands if ya had too many eggs, lord i'm in that zone 👋👋🍳🥚

tired: making of the uncharted 2 train ride
wired: making of the shadows of the empire ord mantell junkyard hovertrain ride

youtube.com/watch?v=tX0ZhhOd0H

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@nicknicknicknick A security guard asked to search my bag at an event once, then saw I had a press pass. Looked mortified saying "Oh sir, I'm so sorry, I thought you were a GAMER"

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