yeh this waypoint article from @bravemule is a real one.
did you know that video games are made from guns? usualy five guns.
it's just a shame when your legacy is hate.
anyway here's a dieting tip: measure your weight in stone, no one knows wtf it means and it sounds metal as hell.
gluten fury.
whose idiot idea was it to use fossil fuels anyway, what a chump.
need 2 get shattered plz
hold me like you'll let me go when that weird in-between arm starts going numb, it's a complicated geometry and i want you to look after yourself, too.
like sketchfab but for viewing old bf1942 & ut levels online.
~battlefield 2018~
you play as a nonagenarian wwii vet with a heart condition, watching fascism rise from the crucible of capitalism as the world devours itself.
the twentieth century, or: the years of meat and plastic.
just found out some of my "friends" hate onions...,
entire body exposed but my feet are under the covers so i am safe from ghosts
lazy sunday meandering down the Echo like driftwood.
tired stressed and depressed
to the tune of
eleanor rigby.
the #fourdreamprojects thing but i do it all meta.
i would like in some new project of mine to do something where i could get some practice at level design and then i tell myself i'm probably two decades late in my own career to start that new branch of learning.
🤔
end of an era.
i quit zuckerbucks two weeks ago and my life has not regressed appreciably and definitely today i've started looking at twidder askance.
jenkins automation
you know how i feel
it's a new build
it's five new builds
it's five new builds with one click and i can just take the time
for me
and i'm feelin
*walks crosswise down stairs*
👀
🥃
good.
kate bush resurrected me.
*opens door*
*looks at america*
lol, okay.
*closes door.*
subscription services & dlc as built-in obsolescence, publish to medium.
i mean if they'll give it to us i'd do a ko_op fallout.
just will not play viddo james unless narratologists or ludologists win, it doesn't make sense otherwise.
games are either lewd or nude, it's like nintendo v sega for academics.
"sir we're about to land on a slightly different planet, shall i send in veteran stormtroopers?"
"no..."
*advances to transparisteel viewport*
"...invent an entirely new kind of troopers."
-star wars eps. 5, 6, 2, 3, 7, 8, &c
personally i think everyone should pee on the american president.
"political correctness" is such a dumb fucking sigil wielded by the powerful to continue harrassing minorities.
raise hands if ya had too many eggs, lord i'm in that zone 👋👋🍳🥚
tired: making of the uncharted 2 train ride
wired: making of the shadows of the empire ord mantell junkyard hovertrain ride
well i've been awake since 2h30, with a 10-minute break to dream about losing my phone. this is suboptimal.
rather affected by this ~10min memory palace ep on how the fallout of an 1815 volcano changed economies, lives, politics, & culture.
remember the key to success is watching and boosting as much inspirational #content as possible; the key to success is to be seen as being successful.
Valve Perfects Algorithm to Maximise Plausible Deniability
is there a unity plugin or tool where i can be like, "hot tamales, do i use this script and/or enum literally anywhere in my entire massive, bloated project"?
excellent, good, i've found the most uncomfortable-looking oculus touch hand position.
congratulations ontario on sticking your head between your legs and eating your own shit, i guess.
apologies to & solidarity with literally everyone i know in the province, who will all be hurt by this tubgirl decision omg.
conspicuous selfishness.
oh good, grand prix weekend, when montréal becomes crescent street.
today i made a point of learning about cricket! it's really not that hard, chums. it's like american baseball (int'l handglobe), with a cricket wicket instead of a catcher/dispatcher! (not wicket from stars wars!)
i just want to be wasted on absinthe and lost & alone in sleep no more again.
@nicknicknicknick its the closest ive been to a one night stand lately
@nicknicknicknick saw a naked man and felt a bit flushed
@caraellison
i saw half of two scenes and groped a taxidermied goat looking for a key because adventure games? 10/10 best shakespeare i've ever.
e3 is garbage.
bouncer: i can't let you in.
me, an intellectual: maybe my friend TWENTY-ONE SNAKES can change your mind.
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are games good yet or
is there a sim game that doesn't involve farming yet, and when is the switch port
@nicknicknicknick I don’t
understand
@caraellison
cara you're making an assumption that i,, myself, understand
@nicknicknicknick yes there are many sims about not farming. I reviewed tram and bus simulator once. It was very bad
@caraellison
ugh those sound boring
@nicknicknicknick street cleaner sim also bad
@caraellison
cara
this is disappointing
@nicknicknicknick yes but. also they have a deep incompetence that is fully alluring. Who made this? Who plays this? wtf? Etc
@caraellison
honestly... it's inspiring in a way. do we have a spreadsheet of all the things we're supposed to kvetch about? there's sleep no more, now also ask me about coleman francis
wow fallout 76 is four times bigger than fallout 4 that's like at least fallout 18, finally,,,
this games truly believe in diversity, that's why we support screen ratios like 21:9 and 2:1 in 4k
*scratching sound intensifies*
gamers: games are art
gamers: wtf is this dumb art game, die.
devs: games are more important than hollywood
devs: forget ethics or politics it's just a game
yesterday in e³: there will be more games, later.
today in e³: there will be more games, later.
tomorrow in e³: there will be more games, later.
is it still games?
sigh.
oh well.
i don't celebrate my birthday bc it's the day before NYE and no one is ever around for it. i was going to celebrate my half-birthday this year for the first time ever, and just realised it's the day before canada day and everyone's away on a three-day weekend.
*crumples*
@caraellison
devil may dad?
@nicknicknicknick this may be a dad. But corvo is a Dad.
fuck is wrong with people, you fucking idiots.