anyway here's a dieting tip: measure your weight in stone, no one knows wtf it means and it sounds metal as hell.
gluten fury.
whose idiot idea was it to use fossil fuels anyway, what a chump.
need 2 get shattered plz
hold me like you'll let me go when that weird in-between arm starts going numb, it's a complicated geometry and i want you to look after yourself, too.
like sketchfab but for viewing old bf1942 & ut levels online.
~battlefield 2018~
you play as a nonagenarian wwii vet with a heart condition, watching fascism rise from the crucible of capitalism as the world devours itself.
the twentieth century, or: the years of meat and plastic.
just found out some of my "friends" hate onions...,
entire body exposed but my feet are under the covers so i am safe from ghosts
lazy sunday meandering down the Echo like driftwood.
tired stressed and depressed
to the tune of
eleanor rigby.
the #fourdreamprojects thing but i do it all meta.
i would like in some new project of mine to do something where i could get some practice at level design and then i tell myself i'm probably two decades late in my own career to start that new branch of learning.
🤔
end of an era.
i quit zuckerbucks two weeks ago and my life has not regressed appreciably and definitely today i've started looking at twidder askance.
jenkins automation
you know how i feel
it's a new build
it's five new builds
it's five new builds with one click and i can just take the time
for me
and i'm feelin
*walks crosswise down stairs*
👀
🥃
good.
kate bush resurrected me.
*opens door*
*looks at america*
lol, okay.
*closes door.*
subscription services & dlc as built-in obsolescence, publish to medium.
i mean if they'll give it to us i'd do a ko_op fallout.
just will not play viddo james unless narratologists or ludologists win, it doesn't make sense otherwise.
games are either lewd or nude, it's like nintendo v sega for academics.
"sir we're about to land on a slightly different planet, shall i send in veteran stormtroopers?"
"no..."
*advances to transparisteel viewport*
"...invent an entirely new kind of troopers."
-star wars eps. 5, 6, 2, 3, 7, 8, &c
personally i think everyone should pee on the american president.
"political correctness" is such a dumb fucking sigil wielded by the powerful to continue harrassing minorities.
raise hands if ya had too many eggs, lord i'm in that zone 👋👋🍳🥚
tired: making of the uncharted 2 train ride
wired: making of the shadows of the empire ord mantell junkyard hovertrain ride
well i've been awake since 2h30, with a 10-minute break to dream about losing my phone. this is suboptimal.
rather affected by this ~10min memory palace ep on how the fallout of an 1815 volcano changed economies, lives, politics, & culture.
remember the key to success is watching and boosting as much inspirational #content as possible; the key to success is to be seen as being successful.
Valve Perfects Algorithm to Maximise Plausible Deniability
is there a unity plugin or tool where i can be like, "hot tamales, do i use this script and/or enum literally anywhere in my entire massive, bloated project"?
excellent, good, i've found the most uncomfortable-looking oculus touch hand position.
fuck is wrong with people, you fucking idiots.
apologies to & solidarity with literally everyone i know in the province, who will all be hurt by this tubgirl decision omg.
oh good, grand prix weekend, when montréal becomes crescent street.
today i made a point of learning about cricket! it's really not that hard, chums. it's like american baseball (int'l handglobe), with a cricket wicket instead of a catcher/dispatcher! (not wicket from stars wars!)
i just want to be wasted on absinthe and lost & alone in sleep no more again.
@nicknicknicknick its the closest ive been to a one night stand lately
@nicknicknicknick saw a naked man and felt a bit flushed
@caraellison
i saw half of two scenes and groped a taxidermied goat looking for a key because adventure games? 10/10 best shakespeare i've ever.
e3 is garbage.
bouncer: i can't let you in.
me, an intellectual: maybe my friend TWENTY-ONE SNAKES can change your mind.
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are games good yet or
is there a sim game that doesn't involve farming yet, and when is the switch port
@nicknicknicknick I don’t
understand
@caraellison
cara you're making an assumption that i,, myself, understand
@nicknicknicknick yes there are many sims about not farming. I reviewed tram and bus simulator once. It was very bad
@caraellison
ugh those sound boring
@nicknicknicknick street cleaner sim also bad
@caraellison
cara
this is disappointing
@nicknicknicknick yes but. also they have a deep incompetence that is fully alluring. Who made this? Who plays this? wtf? Etc
@caraellison
honestly... it's inspiring in a way. do we have a spreadsheet of all the things we're supposed to kvetch about? there's sleep no more, now also ask me about coleman francis
@nicknicknicknick actually I take that back. It’s not incompetence. Its that our side of games is so deeply concerned with fun and not processes. Sims totally disregard pleasure and aim for realistic difficulty and purity of process b
@nicknicknicknick the b was by accident
@nicknicknicknick I don’t know anything about kvetching unless it’s boys or tv related
wow fallout 76 is four times bigger than fallout 4 that's like at least fallout 18, finally,,,
this games truly believe in diversity, that's why we support screen ratios like 21:9 and 2:1 in 4k
*scratching sound intensifies*
gamers: games are art
gamers: wtf is this dumb art game, die.
devs: games are more important than hollywood
devs: forget ethics or politics it's just a game
yesterday in e³: there will be more games, later.
today in e³: there will be more games, later.
tomorrow in e³: there will be more games, later.
is it still games?
sigh.
oh well.
i don't celebrate my birthday bc it's the day before NYE and no one is ever around for it. i was going to celebrate my half-birthday this year for the first time ever, and just realised it's the day before canada day and everyone's away on a three-day weekend.
*crumples*
@nicknicknicknick Me: "Poor kid has a summer birthday, I should celebrate his half-birthday instead so he can have a classroom party. Let's see, that would make it <does the math> ... the middle of Christmas break. DANGIT"
@gamehawk
it's hard out there
;_;
hello i hear you're looking for a
😎
✨ meat manager 🎉
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late to the party but i'm finally catching up on renaud's gdc12 talk re: FEZ, gotta keep those notes fresh.
https://www.gdcvault.com/play/1015731/Cubes-All-the-Way-Down
"you can't use google sketchup for a whole game, the tools are not made for this."
ho ho ho renaud have i got a surprise for..., well both of us.
@caraellison
devil may dad?
@nicknicknicknick this may be a dad. But corvo is a Dad.
conspicuous selfishness.