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games are either lewd or nude, it's like nintendo v sega for academics.

"sir we're about to land on a slightly different planet, shall i send in veteran stormtroopers?"
"no..."
*advances to transparisteel viewport*
"...invent an entirely new kind of troopers."
-star wars eps. 5, 6, 2, 3, 7, 8, &c

personally i think everyone should pee on the american president.

"political correctness" is such a dumb fucking sigil wielded by the powerful to continue harrassing minorities.

raise hands if ya had too many eggs, lord i'm in that zone 👋👋🍳🥚

tired: making of the uncharted 2 train ride
wired: making of the shadows of the empire ord mantell junkyard hovertrain ride

youtube.com/watch?v=tX0ZhhOd0H

there are five vr headsets at my workstation and six vr wands, this is the of .

well i've been awake since 2h30, with a 10-minute break to dream about losing my phone. this is suboptimal.

rather affected by this ~10min memory palace ep on how the fallout of an 1815 volcano changed economies, lives, politics, & culture.

thememorypalace.us/2018/06/no-

remember the key to success is watching and boosting as much inspirational as possible; the key to success is to be seen as being successful.

is there a unity plugin or tool where i can be like, "hot tamales, do i use this script and/or enum literally anywhere in my entire massive, bloated project"?

excellent, good, i've found the most uncomfortable-looking oculus touch hand position.

congratulations ontario on sticking your head between your legs and eating your own shit, i guess.

apologies to & solidarity with literally everyone i know in the province, who will all be hurt by this tubgirl decision omg.

oh good, grand prix weekend, when montréal becomes crescent street.

today i made a point of learning about cricket! it's really not that hard, chums. it's like american baseball (int'l handglobe), with a cricket wicket instead of a catcher/dispatcher! (not wicket from stars wars!)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket

i just want to be wasted on absinthe and lost & alone in sleep no more again.

bouncer: i can't let you in.
me, an intellectual: maybe my friend TWENTY-ONE SNAKES can change your mind.

is there a sim game that doesn't involve farming yet, and when is the switch port

wow fallout 76 is four times bigger than fallout 4 that's like at least fallout 18, finally,,,

this games truly believe in diversity, that's why we support screen ratios like 21:9 and 2:1 in 4k

devs: games are more important than hollywood
devs: forget ethics or politics it's just a game

yesterday in e³: there will be more games, later.
today in e³: there will be more games, later.
tomorrow in e³: there will be more games, later.

i don't celebrate my birthday bc it's the day before NYE and no one is ever around for it. i was going to celebrate my half-birthday this year for the first time ever, and just realised it's the day before canada day and everyone's away on a three-day weekend.

*crumples*

ㄈロ几ら凵州モ尺ノら州 ノら ㄈㄚ乃モ尺尸凵几に

"you can't use google sketchup for a whole game, the tools are not made for this."

ho ho ho renaud have i got a surprise for..., well both of us.

just imagining an e3 where every trailer is scored to Mad World, but no one realised beforehand.

come to think of it, all of the upcoming KO_OP announce trailers could (,should??) be scored to Mad World.

it's true what they say: you can take the boy out of the cape, but if you don't sever the head his madness will consume the earth for a thousand years.

2018 and each and every one of us has to learn how to be five gay friends to our friends.

god dammit how do i watch the world cup in my underwear, where is the twitch stream.

i'm not going to get a piercing that's not a bajoran piercing.

honestly i don't know why i did an image search for iftar but jesus christ.

an important thing to do in breath of the wild is to rescue, rehabilitate, and release horses that were used by bokoblins.

what is a programmer's favourite tea

ulong

this joke is not v good

i know what you're thinking
nick nick nick nick,
you say,
where is your $team developer homepage.
and i answer
you you you you,
i will not add free value to a platform that abnegates its responsibility behind an algorithm that generates plausible deniability.

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