e3 is garbage.
bouncer: i can't let you in.
me, an intellectual: maybe my friend TWENTY-ONE SNAKES can change your mind.
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are games good yet or
is there a sim game that doesn't involve farming yet, and when is the switch port
wow fallout 76 is four times bigger than fallout 4 that's like at least fallout 18, finally,,,
this games truly believe in diversity, that's why we support screen ratios like 21:9 and 2:1 in 4k
*scratching sound intensifies*
gamers: games are art
gamers: wtf is this dumb art game, die.
devs: games are more important than hollywood
devs: forget ethics or politics it's just a game
yesterday in e³: there will be more games, later.
today in e³: there will be more games, later.
tomorrow in e³: there will be more games, later.
is it still games?
sigh.
oh well.
i don't celebrate my birthday bc it's the day before NYE and no one is ever around for it. i was going to celebrate my half-birthday this year for the first time ever, and just realised it's the day before canada day and everyone's away on a three-day weekend.
*crumples*
ㄈロ几ら凵州モ尺ノら州 ノら ㄈㄚ乃モ尺尸凵几に
late to the party but i'm finally catching up on renaud's gdc12 talk re: FEZ, gotta keep those notes fresh.
https://www.gdcvault.com/play/1015731/Cubes-All-the-Way-Down
"you can't use google sketchup for a whole game, the tools are not made for this."
ho ho ho renaud have i got a surprise for..., well both of us.
how much to hire todd howard.
"it was the best of times, it was really great."
#firstdrafts
remake altered destiny you bastards.
exile is one of the greatest albums god dammit.
just imagining an e3 where every trailer is scored to Mad World, but no one realised beforehand.
come to think of it, all of the upcoming KO_OP announce trailers could (,should??) be scored to Mad World.
it's true what they say: you can take the boy out of the cape, but if you don't sever the head his madness will consume the earth for a thousand years.
2018 and each and every one of us has to learn how to be five gay friends to our friends.
of course it's fucking helvetica.
god dammit how do i watch the world cup in my underwear, where is the twitch stream.
i'm not going to get a piercing that's not a bajoran piercing.
i ship kojidus.
honestly i don't know why i did an image search for iftar but jesus christ.
at least we agree on the nicer things.
an important thing to do in breath of the wild is to rescue, rehabilitate, and release horses that were used by bokoblins.
my kingdom for some breakfast champagne.
typical montréal weather am i right
what is a programmer's favourite tea
ulong
this joke is not v good
heck yeah itch summertime sale
i know what you're thinking
nick nick nick nick,
you say,
where is your $team developer homepage.
and i answer
you you you you,
i will not add free value to a platform that abnegates its responsibility behind an algorithm that generates plausible deniability.
any game or platform that claims to be the pinnacle of immersion but doesn't let me eat a whole actual turkey is corporate bullshit imho
any folks in montréal looking for a zz clipping? ol' frank beard/hanzo is getting too happy for the kit 'n ko offices!
@nicknicknicknick
Does it need lots of sun?
ya boy had his dumb face hot-swapping between four headsets on five code branches today so yes he's gotta unwind.
hair still looking gorgeous
I MIGHT ADD
anyway i was gonna toot something else.
it's the solstice so i'm just gonna stand on my balcony and laugh at the night.
important update:
changed the name of my itch.io wishlist to "witchlist"
@nicknicknicknick I need to visit itch more. Do you miss having all your games in one place? (In other words, do you miss Steam?)
@macrocrash11
i mean i still use steam all the time, but i've gotten better about checking itch first when i'm looking for a game i like.
i think i've finally accepted my role in the pubg community, which is that of scruffy oldtimer who shouts "bring back the fog maps" and just crushes a pabst.
chris is short for chaos.
happy pride month from the sky i guess.
i could use the Force to hold my phone above my face but would it also work on the touchscreen?
🤔
over time, «coders» are forgetting how to make anything without warren spector, creator of deus ex.
totally accurate battlegrounds features bicycles and (i think) tandem bicycles, which points to a serious oversight in other battles royale.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1422201874
if you don't recoil in shame every time you throw out plastic i don't know what to tell you.
cars are bad
croissants are good
you actually can't argue any of this.
no no, silicon valley didn't just reinvent buses or libraries, they're privatising those services so they can price out undesirables.
did you know that
~climate change~
is still happening?
wild!
just, fuck it anyway.
autoreplies are now contributing to enthusiasm brinkmanship.