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just imagining an e3 where every trailer is scored to Mad World, but no one realised beforehand.

come to think of it, all of the upcoming KO_OP announce trailers could (,should??) be scored to Mad World.

it's true what they say: you can take the boy out of the cape, but if you don't sever the head his madness will consume the earth for a thousand years.

2018 and each and every one of us has to learn how to be five gay friends to our friends.

god dammit how do i watch the world cup in my underwear, where is the twitch stream.

i'm not going to get a piercing that's not a bajoran piercing.

honestly i don't know why i did an image search for iftar but jesus christ.

an important thing to do in breath of the wild is to rescue, rehabilitate, and release horses that were used by bokoblins.

my kingdom for some breakfast champagne.

what is a programmer's favourite tea

ulong

this joke is not v good

i know what you're thinking
nick nick nick nick,
you say,
where is your $team developer homepage.
and i answer
you you you you,
i will not add free value to a platform that abnegates its responsibility behind an algorithm that generates plausible deniability.

*SIGH*

well nick, you snooze you lose.

*vigourously scratches out his to-do list*

store.steampowered.com/app/819

any game or platform that claims to be the pinnacle of immersion but doesn't let me eat a whole actual turkey is corporate bullshit imho

autoreplies are now contributing to enthusiasm brinkmanship.

any folks in montréal looking for a zz clipping? ol' frank beard/hanzo is getting too happy for the kit 'n ko offices!

ya boy had his dumb face hot-swapping between four headsets on five code branches today so yes he's gotta unwind.

anyway i was gonna toot something else.

it's the solstice so i'm just gonna stand on my balcony and laugh at the night.

important update:
changed the name of my itch.io wishlist to "witchlist"

itch.io/c/133533/witchlist

i think i've finally accepted my role in the pubg community, which is that of scruffy oldtimer who shouts "bring back the fog maps" and just crushes a pabst.

happy pride month from the sky i guess.

i could use the Force to hold my phone above my face but would it also work on the touchscreen?
🤔

over time, «coders» are forgetting how to make anything without warren spector, creator of deus ex.

totally accurate battlegrounds features bicycles and (i think) tandem bicycles, which points to a serious oversight in other battles royale.

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles

if you don't recoil in shame every time you throw out plastic i don't know what to tell you.

cars are bad
croissants are good
you actually can't argue any of this.

no no, silicon valley didn't just reinvent buses or libraries, they're privatising those services so they can price out undesirables.

did you know that
~climate change~
is still happening?
wild!

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terminator 2 taught me to trust many things:
family, dogs, the atari portfolio, guns n' roses, steelworkers unions.
anyone but cops and tech entrepreneurs.

@caraellison
strong contender for my next knuckletat or gdc conference badge.

that's two nights running i've dreamt of riker...

@caraellison
previously his jaw was broken when our shuttle crashed returning to earth from mars; just now he was playing us off as the enterprise was handing over control of ds9 to major kira.

interesting, but not quite material for my Riker Album.

@nicknicknicknick what if riker just toured the universe playing dadly trombone

to: suggestions@bezos.biz
from: nick
subject: suggestion

hello bezo
please do less business.

cordially,
&c

kial ne ciuj parolas esperanton, he mutters as he copies twenty achievement titles and descriptions in sixteen different languages from one spreadsheet to another, one by one.

panic in the streets
of london in the sheets

@nicknicknicknick don’t tailor toots for me or my son ever again

pour out some soylent for all those startups that got sent to the great big ted talk in the sky.
😓😢

@nicknicknicknick Can I just piss on their graves, instead? It's the only libation they deserve.

i really wish fossil fuels and rich people would go away.

no wonder messi isn't performing at this cup, he's sharlto copley.

*whispers*
fascism serves the rich, and the rich, in their turn, dutifully serve fascism.

it's around about that time in a canada day bbq when people start asking, hesitantly, for those leonard cohen party bangers.