god dammit how do i watch the world cup in my underwear, where is the twitch stream.
i'm not going to get a piercing that's not a bajoran piercing.
i ship kojidus.
honestly i don't know why i did an image search for iftar but jesus christ.
at least we agree on the nicer things.
an important thing to do in breath of the wild is to rescue, rehabilitate, and release horses that were used by bokoblins.
my kingdom for some breakfast champagne.
typical montréal weather am i right
what is a programmer's favourite tea
ulong
this joke is not v good
heck yeah itch summertime sale
i know what you're thinking
nick nick nick nick,
you say,
where is your $team developer homepage.
and i answer
you you you you,
i will not add free value to a platform that abnegates its responsibility behind an algorithm that generates plausible deniability.
*SIGH*
well nick, you snooze you lose.
*vigourously scratches out his to-do list*
any game or platform that claims to be the pinnacle of immersion but doesn't let me eat a whole actual turkey is corporate bullshit imho
autoreplies are now contributing to enthusiasm brinkmanship.
any folks in montréal looking for a zz clipping? ol' frank beard/hanzo is getting too happy for the kit 'n ko offices!
ya boy had his dumb face hot-swapping between four headsets on five code branches today so yes he's gotta unwind.
hair still looking gorgeous
I MIGHT ADD
anyway i was gonna toot something else.
it's the solstice so i'm just gonna stand on my balcony and laugh at the night.
important update:
changed the name of my itch.io wishlist to "witchlist"
i think i've finally accepted my role in the pubg community, which is that of scruffy oldtimer who shouts "bring back the fog maps" and just crushes a pabst.
chris is short for chaos.
happy pride month from the sky i guess.
i could use the Force to hold my phone above my face but would it also work on the touchscreen?
🤔
over time, «coders» are forgetting how to make anything without warren spector, creator of deus ex.
totally accurate battlegrounds features bicycles and (i think) tandem bicycles, which points to a serious oversight in other battles royale.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1422201874
if you don't recoil in shame every time you throw out plastic i don't know what to tell you.
cars are bad
croissants are good
you actually can't argue any of this.
no no, silicon valley didn't just reinvent buses or libraries, they're privatising those services so they can price out undesirables.
did you know that
~climate change~
is still happening?
wild!
just, fuck it anyway.
terminator 2 taught me to trust many things:
family, dogs, the atari portfolio, guns n' roses, steelworkers unions.
anyone but cops and tech entrepreneurs.
that's two nights running i've dreamt of riker...
to: suggestions@bezos.biz
from: nick
subject: suggestion
hello bezo
please do less business.
cordially,
&c
kial ne ciuj parolas esperanton, he mutters as he copies twenty achievement titles and descriptions in sixteen different languages from one spreadsheet to another, one by one.
@nicknicknicknick don’t tailor toots for me or my son ever again
pour out some soylent for all those startups that got sent to the great big ted talk in the sky.
😓😢
@nicknicknicknick Can I just piss on their graves, instead? It's the only libation they deserve.
i really wish fossil fuels and rich people would go away.
what else is there?
no wonder messi isn't performing at this cup, he's sharlto copley.
well, happy half birthday to me.
🥞
*whispers*
fascism serves the rich, and the rich, in their turn, dutifully serve fascism.
it's around about that time in a canada day bbq when people start asking, hesitantly, for those leonard cohen party bangers.
@nicknicknicknick happy…half birthday?
@kai
thank you kindly
@nicknicknicknick when's the other half?
@kai
on my actual birthday, half a year away
@nicknicknicknick oooooooooooh ok I get it.
@nicknicknicknick hahaha this made me laugh :)
panic in the streets
of london in the sheets