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it's the solstice so i'm just gonna stand on my balcony and laugh at the night.

i think i've finally accepted my role in the pubg community, which is that of scruffy oldtimer who shouts "bring back the fog maps" and just crushes a pabst.

i could use the Force to hold my phone above my face but would it also work on the touchscreen?
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over time, «coders» are forgetting how to make anything without warren spector, creator of deus ex.

totally accurate battlegrounds features bicycles and (i think) tandem bicycles, which points to a serious oversight in other battles royale.

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles

if you don't recoil in shame every time you throw out plastic i don't know what to tell you.

cars are bad
croissants are good
you actually can't argue any of this.

no no, silicon valley didn't just reinvent buses or libraries, they're privatising those services so they can price out undesirables.

terminator 2 taught me to trust many things:
family, dogs, the atari portfolio, guns n' roses, steelworkers unions.
anyone but cops and tech entrepreneurs.

to: suggestions@bezos.biz
from: nick
subject: suggestion

hello bezo
please do less business.

cordially,
&c

kial ne ciuj parolas esperanton, he mutters as he copies twenty achievement titles and descriptions in sixteen different languages from one spreadsheet to another, one by one.

pour out some soylent for all those startups that got sent to the great big ted talk in the sky.
😓😢

no wonder messi isn't performing at this cup, he's sharlto copley.

*whispers*
fascism serves the rich, and the rich, in their turn, dutifully serve fascism.

it's around about that time in a canada day bbq when people start asking, hesitantly, for those leonard cohen party bangers.

seeking schematics and funding for my next piece: Torture Devices for the Extraction of Environmental Justice.

e.g., the Breaking upon the Wheel: in which the executive is struck with a steering wheel no fewer times than the number of smog days in los angeles.

happy america day friends, please rouse your country from this waking nightmare.

every third building is now plants. vehicle licenses are contingent on maintaining a garden. fuck green roofs, gimme green roads; every roadway over two lanes gives one lane up to plants.

the thing about climate change and the normalisation of extreme weather like this monstrous, unnatural heatwave of ours is that the death toll is only gonna get worse.

[birdlink] twitter.com/gersandelf/status/

anyway, impeach the american president and pee on him.

sorry, i know the whole climate change/impeach & pee thing is my own personal carthago delenda est but i see them as fundamentally related.

the only i care about is doing 100 shots of beer in as many minutes, tbh.

petition to rename the republican party to just, the rich white ethno-fascist reactionary cowards club, and the democrats to the lesser cowards.

more like...
guilt wars 2.

(arenanet is in the wrong here, see)

to celebrate five years of freedom from jury duty (we were no longer sequestered! i'm newly eligible for summons again! 😬), the kit & ko teams are going out for an office picnic. (well, *i'll* be celebrating *at* the picnic).

that was a good day.

i made a bunch of cookies for said picnic and was saving them for everyone else, but i also feel that labour is entitled to that which it produces (i ate one).

captain planet but instead of harassing fossil fuel labourers they organise a grassroots movement against the masters and drag the oil execs in front of a guillotine for crimes against the planet.

need to streetpass some nintendo XDS miis with yellow clothes.

sure luv 2 localise achievements one text field at a time with a full site refresh in between each one on an unresponsive web form yippee.

frustrating how many dive bars can't promise a vegan option, all i want to do is eat sloppy nachos or sloppy curry or sloppy spaghetti and drink my beer and get sloppy.

honestly, and i've said this before, but the hardest thing in starting a new project is asking myself "what does it look like?"
i can stare at this pinterest board for days but i don't know how artists just improvise a creative direction into existence. it's wild.

classic pre-launch friday dilemma: break down in self-hating tears or punch everything within reach?
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i'm trying to be better about managing my despair (public and private) but hooo boy i've got five distribution platforms and four different OSs to manage and those plates are not spinning.

~sigh~
literally as i'm shutting down my computer for the weekend...
bug report: saves don't work.
lol.

don't worry folks, got a whole monday to fix that one, it's well in hand, says the boy who broke achievements on day 1 ps4 launch.

heck yeah
~ the butt is back ~

my first butt, my podracing butt, is back on the racetrack.

[birdsite butt]
twitter.com/notpodracing/statu

now to start making mastobutts
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well well, 8am monday morning and i'm already angry.

all builds are broken. i should make some coffee.

*breathe*

here goes nothing.

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it's me
~nicholas~
back from vacation and still feeling this lack of artistic vision or ability, yikes.

@nicknicknicknick If the Democrats don't use "banana republicans" in all their election materials for this fall they deserve to lose.

@gamehawk
i'm hoping the ndp runs with "adjustin' trudeau" in the next canadian election, for all his broken promises.

@nicknicknicknick It'll be okay. You should have a snack. I believe in you.

@nicknicknicknick it's just videogames, nobody's gonna die if there's a bug or two

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