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terminator 2 taught me to trust many things:
family, dogs, the atari portfolio, guns n' roses, steelworkers unions.
anyone but cops and tech entrepreneurs.

to: suggestions@bezos.biz
from: nick
subject: suggestion

hello bezo
please do less business.

cordially,
&c

kial ne ciuj parolas esperanton, he mutters as he copies twenty achievement titles and descriptions in sixteen different languages from one spreadsheet to another, one by one.

pour out some soylent for all those startups that got sent to the great big ted talk in the sky.
😓😢

no wonder messi isn't performing at this cup, he's sharlto copley.

*whispers*
fascism serves the rich, and the rich, in their turn, dutifully serve fascism.

it's around about that time in a canada day bbq when people start asking, hesitantly, for those leonard cohen party bangers.

seeking schematics and funding for my next piece: Torture Devices for the Extraction of Environmental Justice.

e.g., the Breaking upon the Wheel: in which the executive is struck with a steering wheel no fewer times than the number of smog days in los angeles.

happy america day friends, please rouse your country from this waking nightmare.

every third building is now plants. vehicle licenses are contingent on maintaining a garden. fuck green roofs, gimme green roads; every roadway over two lanes gives one lane up to plants.

the thing about climate change and the normalisation of extreme weather like this monstrous, unnatural heatwave of ours is that the death toll is only gonna get worse.

[birdlink] twitter.com/gersandelf/status/

anyway, impeach the american president and pee on him.

sorry, i know the whole climate change/impeach & pee thing is my own personal carthago delenda est but i see them as fundamentally related.

the only i care about is doing 100 shots of beer in as many minutes, tbh.

petition to rename the republican party to just, the rich white ethno-fascist reactionary cowards club, and the democrats to the lesser cowards.

more like...
guilt wars 2.

(arenanet is in the wrong here, see)

to celebrate five years of freedom from jury duty (we were no longer sequestered! i'm newly eligible for summons again! 😬), the kit & ko teams are going out for an office picnic. (well, *i'll* be celebrating *at* the picnic).

that was a good day.

i made a bunch of cookies for said picnic and was saving them for everyone else, but i also feel that labour is entitled to that which it produces (i ate one).

captain planet but instead of harassing fossil fuel labourers they organise a grassroots movement against the masters and drag the oil execs in front of a guillotine for crimes against the planet.

need to streetpass some nintendo XDS miis with yellow clothes.

sure luv 2 localise achievements one text field at a time with a full site refresh in between each one on an unresponsive web form yippee.

frustrating how many dive bars can't promise a vegan option, all i want to do is eat sloppy nachos or sloppy curry or sloppy spaghetti and drink my beer and get sloppy.

honestly, and i've said this before, but the hardest thing in starting a new project is asking myself "what does it look like?"
i can stare at this pinterest board for days but i don't know how artists just improvise a creative direction into existence. it's wild.

classic pre-launch friday dilemma: break down in self-hating tears or punch everything within reach?
🤔

i'm trying to be better about managing my despair (public and private) but hooo boy i've got five distribution platforms and four different OSs to manage and those plates are not spinning.

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~sigh~
literally as i'm shutting down my computer for the weekend...
bug report: saves don't work.
lol.

don't worry folks, got a whole monday to fix that one, it's well in hand, says the boy who broke achievements on day 1 ps4 launch.

heck yeah
~ the butt is back ~

my first butt, my podracing butt, is back on the racetrack.

[birdsite butt]
twitter.com/notpodracing/statu

now to start making mastobutts
🤔

well well, 8am monday morning and i'm already angry.

all builds are broken. i should make some coffee.

*breathe*

here goes nothing.

ugh fossil fuels are the absolute worst, i wish someone would just burn them all with fire.

...no, hang on.

gdc19's open for submission and i'm already looking forward to putting something together for .

finally using steam's social features to comment "oh no" on all my friends buying gnog today.

the gulf between youtuber prosody and the roman mars school of podcast prosody is stark and illuminating.

genuinely don't understand where my need for this song is coming from, but i'm here to share these desires.

youtube.com/watch?v=7iypXh0_mo

quake iv daggerfall
quake v morrowind
quake obliVIon
quake vii skyrim

you realise that if darius has his way everyone who writes memes will be out of a job.

i don't want to be a no man's sky hipster, and yet...

enjoy your "video game," nerds. back in my day we had no features and that's exactly how we liked it.

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@nicknicknicknick It'll be okay. You should have a snack. I believe in you.

@nicknicknicknick it's just videogames, nobody's gonna die if there's a bug or two

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