hated my old character but this one is worse. simon was an appalling twunt but nico is a near mute pathetic loser

ok probably nothing more to say to anyone online or off

im my head i'm a young hip stewart lee but in other people's views i seem to be an older and dumber mitch hedberg

"it looks like you're trying to draw an ascii paperclip.

would you like some help lol

,--, - clip clip lol
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|°°| |
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'---'

,--, - i like paper
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i like it when green policies drive right wingers crazy (enviro mental ism lol)

lol

it's easy to make fun of bitcoin but that's why i do it

at least until the difficulty changes

thought you could pay with bit coin at this restaurant but the waiter said cutting up a penny is not the same thing help

don't really care to hear people talk about stuff they don't love

want to see eyes light up and get a sense of unappreciated expertise

dunno what i've got though

@nico 👏 clap 👏 your 👏 hands 👏 please 👏

when
someone
thinks
their
toot
is
too
important
so
they
type
it
like
this
so
you
can't
miss
it
but
really
it's
mundane
gibberish

adult content is wrong

all adults are discontent

nsfw makes assumptions about how and where people w and what may or may n be s there

actually like it or not i'm a human with a human child and i'm going to kill and eat these fucking cheap bastards who care more about cash than our health

hey you know when you tell your landlord the seals around a window are done and they send someone to look and they go "yup that needs fixing" but they don't and a year later it's all rotten around it and they still do nothing and woodlice keep wandering in but then you remember you're a lizard so it's just a buffet really

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