not really nico @nico@mastodon.social
stupid ideas and crap ascii art and sort-of puns from @boyce
hey if this post gets 1000 boosts then i'll be ashamed of a thousand of you
@nico My hair is deadly allergic to gluten, kills it right off
@nico Responsible advertising for all the people who have a gluten allergy and drink shampoo.
@maple did i do that right
test 2 (please like or reply)
what the fuck is with shampoos advertising as gluten free now
do they normally have gluten
does it matter to anyone
@Gargron i have barely taken this off since i got it
no one sniff it
honestly the complete lack of progress here https://discourse.joinmastodon.org/t/mastodon-project-governance/215 makes me worry for the future of this place
Emailed a magazine that I read with some suggestions and now I'm writing a feature for their winter issue!
@nico schadenfreudenhosen
what's german for schadenfreude
what i'm thinking is write on it she has a parcel left at number 13 so she'll go look and then come back and say there's no 13
so i'll say he must have meant 12, where i'll have given the neighbour a nice giftwrapped box addressed to her containing something stupid like a banana
answers on a postcard (ehhh)
Postie dropped a blank one of these - what will be the most amusing way to annoy my wife
Last week I was in St Ives in Cornwall and took the chance to do some landscapey things! Lots of attempts to paint the sea because the colours there are fantastic. also featuring some Actual Seaweed and Sand.
"Help restaurant employees live an on-demand life" fuuuck off
so glad i'm out of the industry now
these new facebook tv adverts are the most desperate thing
like the ex promising they'll get help and change
intel's ceo being forced out because of an affair several years ago is naked bullshit
they've had that on file for when they needed an excuse
