Laozi @nikg@mastodon.social
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This actually happened back in July but I'm still mad lmao
Cannot believe this happened to us and I also cannot believe it wasn't worse than it was...
It may just be straight up gambling, but the stock market fuckin rules
God I hate modern vocal processing for ads. They are over compressed, bright as fuck, and so gravelly. Literally nobody wanted this
Laozi
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tcp stands for turner classic pussy
Its incredibly sad that the best ending to a TV show I've seen in the past year and a half was a PBS show (Poldark) with 1/100th the budget of a show like Game of Thrones and Man in the High Castle.
And it wasn't even that amazing. It was just... competently written.
How do I join a mailing list. Help.
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On #20200202, your casual reminder that #ISO8601 defines the most unambiguous way to communicate dates as YYYYMMDD.
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STOP 👏 CALLING 👏 YOURSELF 👏 A 👏TITAN 👏 OF 👏 INDUSTRY 👏 IF 👏 YOU 👏 DON'T 👏 CONSUME 👏 YOUR👏 OWN 👏 CHILDREN
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Love too hear about D. Bernioff and D. B. Weiss projects getting cancelled. "Themes are for 8th grade book reports" Well there's a theme
I finally managed to marry my favorite waifu in FE: 3H... myself
Just had a good friend tell me that the Chinese social credit program would never happen in america because we aren't socialists... 
Me: Watches Chopped and makes fun of their dishes.
Also me: Can't figure out what to make for dinner with an entire pantry and fridge full of good food.
