"The end of the Third Reich draws near
Its time has come to an end
The end of an era is here
It's time to attack"

The year is 2027, Trump is now an institution. The black army plucks the masses off the street in feared beige Chrysler minivans. The TMA (Trans Militia America) stand guard in sanctuary cities, with TMA snipers a terrifying scourge for MAGA troops in this bitter and unforgiving winter.

Hard to imagine myself as a female senator in 2020 like how do you maintain any civility. First wrinkled Monopoly man in a suit to call me a bitch would get my rebuttal as I squat over the mic, make eye contact, and let out a singly stygian queef while drawing my fingers across my throat menacingly.

(meme) GNU/Linux/Distanciamento social 

É um meme... mas ainda assim real em muitos casos. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

America:. *Ignores war, famine, pestilence and drought for it's entire modern existence*

Ethiopia:. "I made an berbere spice u can have"

America:.

I feel like my country has conflated nationalism for patriotism because the former is just easier and more accessible

Just got a Japanese fish slicing knife and it came from Japan and dhl delivered it from Japan and idk why I expected it to be from America :pika:

RT @AstroKatie@twitter.com

in case it’s not abundantly clear already ELON MUSK ISN’T GOING TO SAVE US HE’S A BILLIONARE TECHNOCRAT CEO WHO LIKES ROCKETS AND CARS, HE’S NOT ANTHROPOCENE JESUS

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AstroKatie/status/

If there is anything more perfect than a bowl of basmati and a piping hot dal fry, I don't know it

Trump's insistence on getting kids back to school makes absolutely no sense and seems wacky...

Until you realize charter schools are a 600 billion dollar business in America.

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