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ice cream is pretty good boost this please

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It looks like we have a bunch of new users. Hi there! As always, it’s important when you join a community to understand the community’s values. You can find mastodon.social’s guidelines here: Mastodon.social/about/more

In particular, I feel obliged to note that sexist remarks (like calling women “hoes”) and racist slurs (like “nigga”) aren’t welcome here. And if you’re not a fan of “SJWs”, you’re very unlikely to have a good time here and should find a different instance.

Thanks for reading!

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ok guys lets actually chill. we agreed to keep a site good but we are fucking ruining it. use your fucking heads people, twitters gone to shit and this will if we dont fix what we have caused

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please change this to unlisted so that it wont appear on the local timeline, I really feel bad for these people

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we really need a roblox instance, I feel bad for all the people who have to deal with us

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Why Am I On Mastodon
MESH: Thisisn'tfunny
TX: Pleasehelpme

Holy gosh a bot just boosted all of my tweets

someone better make a simulator of this or something

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I apologize in advance for all the shitposting

how long untill we're purged to a containment instance

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this place is more like email than discord

this place is quickly becoming worse than rtc at an exponential rate, we're reaching levels of shitpost that shouldn't even be possible.

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Its sad that it took some shithead to make people realize that Twitter could use an alternative

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