I'm not sure whether the last time I stepped out of my house was Wed or Thu. In any case, being sick sucks ass.

Ok g++ you fucking fuck... why in the ever loving name of fuck do you not even issue and goddamn fucking warning about float myThing = true;?

Speaking of Russia, they're royally fucked because of the steady decline in the cost of renewable energy. Half their federal budget comes from exports of oil and gas. They don't have the resources for an arms race. Expect them to rely more and more on arms exports, crime, and subterfuge as they become increasingly desperate.

Dear lazywebs, what's your favorite way to get a Linux remote desktop on an Android tablet?

There's a painstaking effort to breed a blight resistance gene into the once-mighty American chestnut tree. Old school genetic engineering.

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Are there any Mastodon add-ons that allow auto-blocking of anyone who posts a link to a particular site? There's an annoying spam bot that keeps making new accounts and I'd like to make them a non-entity in my universe.

My dad had a floor length raccoon fur coat, and it's still in my mom's house. It's incredibly warm... I think I might start rocking it this winter. Plus, it makes me look like a fucking badass.

Dear lazywebs: what is your favorite way to run an X server on an Android 7 tablet over SSH?

Today in stupid software tricks, I discovered that you have to comment out the overlay for the CAN device on recent Beaglebone Blue images in order to make the CAN bus work. Why, I have not earthly idea... but it managed to cost me a fuckton of time and aggravation.

What's the first physical object we sent beyond our own solar system? A box with nudes, a mixtape, and directions to our place.

Super classy.

New term for incels of the Petersen-fellating subtype: couch lobsters.

"Network was the critical performance bottleneck 10 years, but today it’s CPU, especially given the amount of mobile traffic on lesser-powered devices... As pages get slower, JS is the CPU task that grows the most." - Steve Souders discuss.httparchive.org/t/cpu-

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