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Joyeuse Noëlle! @noelle

"How do you fuck up programming a tap, anyway?"
"There was an overflow error."

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@noelle why is this even a thing. why is it running a full linux kernel

@KitRedgrave @noelle
I think that's probably an advertising doohickey from a Chinese company you've never heard of. Probably also runs Xorg when it's not crashed.

@noelle @KitRedgrave
Runs Linux because hiring people to glue together open source Linux software is way cheaper than hiring embedded systems developers.

@noelle somewhere, a bartending hacker has installed NetBSD on it, and is now trying to shovel Plan9 on there.

@noelle this is soemthing i would do tho, tbh

@noelle i showed this to D❤️ and the look of disgust on her face was intense. that is some true #internetofshit.

@noelle for more information about pwning your own network

@noelle Why does a water faucet need a computer. 😐

Also: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO :angery:

@noelle Another addition to the #internetofturds

Actually, that's a bad hashtag -- I should save it for the toilet with an overflow error.

@noelle Could be a problem with the upstream pipe.