idk why I put a cw on this, it doesn't have hog or anything in it

This venue put blacklight shit in their bathroom which I thought was a horribly ill-advised move until I realized it made my pee glow. 10/10 actually, great experience.

anyone wanna go to the woods to get answers

I'm glad I went to high school when I did because maybe my school refused to teach me about evolution, but at least I didn't have like a 2 week long unit on "what if Shakespeare had a podcast"

Jumping right into this by drafting legislation for a circumcision cap and trade system

EUGEN I AM OUTSIDE THE MASTODON HEADQUARTERS WITH A CANNON. LET ME IN I HAVE SOME GREAT IDEAS

Turns out organizing around socialist politics is hard as shit so I'm pivoting to become one of those anti-circumcision guys instead

green tea:
me:
green tea:
me:
green tea: i am perfectly steeped
me (removing earbud): what?
green tea: >:) Haha Owned Fucker >:) I Taste Evil Now Shithead >:)

in an effort to engage with the internet in a healthier way, I will be responding to every post I find funny with "haha!" until someone SWATs me.

my new favorite plant !!! wtf it’s so beautiful and cool

boophone haemanthoides

Showed up too early for a show and now I have to hear the entire first Audioslave album over the speakers while I wait. Seems like a pretty good dry run for purgatory.

Having to work overtime from home and coping with zinfandel and dark chocolate. 90s moms were fuckin visionaries and I see that now.

they say that you swallow 8 spiders in your sleep every year but that's not a hard and fast rule. for me it's snakes

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