gritty Matlock reboot starring Clint Howard
Just swallowed a whole werther's original by accident. I love it when that happens. It doesn't make me feel deeply uncomfortable at all.
Kelsey Grammer is just his stage name, his real name is Allen Kelsel Grammerstein
Dragged from a dusty shelf at the very back of the internet, found under a pile of fedoras sprinkled with neckbeard hairs, we find this meme-like example of web detritus, balancing on the cusp of the intersection of disgruntled atheoids and i-fucking-love-scientism
Earth has the most planets per planet in the whole world
Oh come on
What Americans think Australia is like
What it's actually like
24/7 Lo-Fi Johny Johny Yes Papa Beats To Study and Relax To
Now Playing: Brooks and Dunn feat Skrillex - Congo Highway (The Chukudu Song) Dubstep Remix
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The year is 2020. The Colorado River is dry and the southwest is a desert. California has seceded and New York has been on fire for 2 years. Trump, on the campaign trail, is somehow convinced that Italian people say "Bingo Bango" and insists on shoehorning it into every sentence.
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Peterson's recent paper posits "nectarines represent the inversion of the male archetype" a thesis that fails to stand up to scrutiny, namely his fallacious assertion "nectarines necessitate western civilization because absent the razor, the factories could not shave the peaches"
Can't stop thinking about "Busta Rhymes, but British"
"These Eastern-European War Criminals Just Paid A Touching Tribute To John McCain From Their Prison Cells In The Hague, And It Was Everything"
Hypercorrecting the word "raisins" to "raisings" to own the libs
Who would win:
-America's greatest diners, drive-ins, and dives
-One garlicky boi
"Now promenade and do-si-do,
bow to your Sensei in the dojo"
--Karate Line Dancing, the movie
Wearing polarized sunglasses at the computer and tilting my head left and right to adjust screen brightness
Baby needs, new shoes: snake eyes.
LIFE HACK: Wear your hoodie backwards to catch up on sleep at your desk. Not only will the hood act as a built-in sleep mask, but also if you sit backwards in your chair no one will know you're catching some zzz's. Or zeds as our British readers call them.
Is there such thing as insanity among penguins? [...] Could they just go crazy because they've had enough of their colony?
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