mom: hey son I joined this new Mastodon thing
me: oh shit mom, I coulda helped you find a server, which one did you choose?
do ya get it, my mom is actually pretty computer-savvy you chauvinist clods. also she likes to fukken blaze it
@nolan I want this to be real.
@nolan dude what I wish my mom was that cool
@nolan Your poor mother! No, wait, you poor you!
@nolan oh she's one of those cool moms huh
@lolkat hell yeah check out her alt on satanic.bikerladi.es, she decided to get both
@nolan wait so you're saying that was a real thing that happened
wow your mom is actually really cool
@nolan Thank you! Moms are not archetypes for untechnical folks. Sheesh! 😤
@nolan but what does she think about you using mastodon.social instead of a hip 420 instance?
@nolan I hope this is true, and that you have the raddest mom.
@nolan At least mom is woke about the server instances.
@deadsuperhero my mom literally has a shirt that says "woke af". this is not a joke
@nolan Maybe that's Mastodon's secret sauce. Too confusing for your relatives to use and thus judge your lazy shitposts.
@nolan Safe to say that we like your mother.
@nolan "that's the future liberals want"… and I love it already!
@nolan your mom is awesome
@nolan dammit, I didn't realize I could sign up for communist.blaze.party
@nolan Great choices. :grinning:
@nolan Sounds like you have a wonderful mom! :grinning:
@nolan Well done mom.
I am sad that neither of those instances exist.
Although blaze.party is currently available for a couple of bucks, so...
@suetanvil somebody hit that shit
I could swear I saw this toot months before I joined Mastodon. Was it quoted in some blog post about Mastodon or a news story or something?
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