The older I get, the more I realize the truth and necessity behind "pics or it didn't happen."
im dying squirtle
Ah yes... the two genders.
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Nurse taking my blood pressure: "Whoa, you're barely alive in there!!"
Me: *turns and stares into the camera* "...I know."
BRING BACK BARLEY 2018
when you're a little chubby but you still fuck with black metal
P I S S
look mom i'm tooting
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