Headed into a profession that is uptight, intrusive, and not strange like me. What am I doing? 😞

reminder:

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla (1974)
Terror of Mechagodzilla (1975)
Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993)
Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla (2002)

furthermore:

Godzilla 2000: Millennium (1999)
Godzilla (1998, Emmerich)
Godzilla (1951)
Godzilla 1985 (adaptation of The Return of Godzilla, 1984)

consider: blobmoji toys made from the same material as squeezable stress balls

Question is...can I make a gumbo w/o working? 🕵️‍♂️

I need gumbo. 🐔 🦐 🦀 🐷 🦌 🐰 🦖 🦆 ⚜️

I feel sad about the Rio museum fire. 😰 So much history lost.

Remember, Americans, we're not supposed to work today. 🛌

Wife: "What's for breakfast?"
*Seeing me with beer*
"Oh."

I have found 1 breakfast beer. Praise the Sun!! 🍺

Ohh shit. There's an empty space where beer should be in my fridge.

My Everyone's Golf character is named "DADDY" and looks like Yoda crossed with Guy Fieri.

High probability of cartoons this morning. I can hear "no, no" from my wife. Oh well. Game on.

I want my cool neighbors to invite us over for grill n' chill but they seem like they have friends and a life so that might not happen. I think my screaming 1 year old child might have something to do with it. might

I need the humidity to get itself under control. Thinking about using dominant amounts of AC rn.

Good morning. Today is a holiday in the US. I've already seen several work emails from US-based workers. This is not OK, people.

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