Thu, 02 Oct 2025 12:28:09 +0000

One of the funniest and best way you can observe the futility of higher up in any company is working on the statistic and number extraction they ask. They will want to create the most arbitrary stupid number to follow "how good the company is doing".

A: "Could you multiply potatoes by orange and call that the Percent of CT ? Oh and we need the amount of forms filled divided by the magic number that we put on the type of product they asked for"
Bird : "You got it boss, you so good at numbering"