hey does anybody remember that time when I bought a signed print of the Garfield comic where Jon Arbuckle drinks dog cum and Jim Davis had to hire a PR firm and make a statement to Buzzfeed about how it wasn’t actually dog cum (it was)
@nutsling the sexy vet eventually moves in with him despite this
@nutsling a fertility smoothie doesn't make you do that level of butthole mouth
@nutsling id rub it into my skin to make it smooth
@nutsling rub some cream into your dogs balls to increase sperm count
@nutsling more semen, more drinks!
@nutsling I keep reading the comic thinking what else could it be lol it's obviously dog jizz???
@nutsling I regretted not saving these when I saw it on Twitter. NOT ANYMORE
@nutsling wtf... it was really dog cum
@nutsling Thanks to you my search history now includes the phrase "jim davis dog cum buzzfeed"
@nutsling When the cops come I'm not even gonna try to explain myself, clearly I deserved this.
@nutsling That is definitely Odie’s cum.
I mean, what is the joke if it’s not Odie’s cum?
@nutsling That makes no sense. Jon drank Odie’s cum.
@nutsling this post didn't seem to stress enough how integral you were to Jim Davis having to make up the dog protein shake story
@nutsling Let's also not forget that #JonArbuckle likely murdered, or at least tortured, his roommate #Lyman: http://jon-arbuckle-murdered-lyman.tumblr.com/post/171222324115/reminder-that-jon-arbuckle-murdered-lyman-in-cold
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