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creating a new account on Facebook, gender selection options: Male, Female, A Something Elseie Doodle!

creating a new account on Mastodon:

I'm the world's most dangerous predator. Everything about me invites you in - my voice, my face, even my smell. As if I need any of that. As if you could outrun me. As if you could fight me off

i opened the news app and just as i was processing this the six rolled over to seven and it occurred to me how sad and empty that this is how we process the world

ahh, the mariott business suite, my home away from home! now to slip into this cozy bed for a quick nap—

which scumsucker entity that leans on ‘independent contractors’ ate shit this week and paid axios to poop these turds out over the weekend?

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