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I’m mrihaul R Rh➿〰️luruy and I endorse this message.

I’m mrihaul R Rh➿〰️luruy and I endorse this message.

when people ask me if i have hope for the future i recall the times when i have asked grown adults working for a major software publisher who touch computers for a living to send me a screenshot and received a PrintScreen pasted into documents in the following file formats: .docx, .xlsx, .ppt, .pdf. also one time I got a .zip file containing only a .html file that simply contained an <img> tag but the file referenced in the tag was not included

Oh. Yes. Little Bernie Tables, we call him.

every gay person enjoying anything: you know what would make this better?more gayness

i remember back when “gay” meant something was broken or defective, not having meaningful relationships with your boys.or whatever

the joker after driving every stupid fucking meme into the ground in five minutes flat: back to getting absolutely hysterical about dumb shit

yeah more like ‘the big shart’ am I rite

leonidis and the boys charging forward to meet the invaders, in the distance behind them the fragile wind farm that secures their sustainable future

IM PUNTING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are epics 💖I could never punt you Daddy!💖 FWD this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦scrummies💦 Or never get called ☁️scrumlord☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no scrummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're scrummy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's scrumdumpster👼💦

watching the sopranos for the first time so you’ll have to excuse any upcoming fascination with all the gabagool, thanks in advance

not boosting and not interacting is basically violence against my brand

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typing "gdq" on youtube and falling asleep before i even pick a video

are you furry? basically just go ahead and pile Wiccan, backyard wrestler and presents-lefty-but-secretly-conservative into your bio

hey calm down i didn’t even mention your brony phase okay

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Just want y'all to know that in modern times, the human mind and heart are under greater constant assault from absurdity, spectacle, and information process overload than at any previous period in history and if you feel like you're struggling, it's probably because you're a decent human being with sensible ideas and healthy reaction mechanisms and I love you.

my friend changed his steam avatar to a picture of RuPaul but at 32x32 the super sharp colors in the background and the extreme facial expression gets reinterpreted by my brain as an anime which is giving me twitter notification ptsd

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you, overclocking, dumb: yeah i could only hit 4.2 on air so thats when i broke out da big guns eyy heh heh heh

ulillillia: you spent $1200 on accessories and have to change the fluid out every month and you dont even get a 2 million hertz frequency boost, that doesn’t seem optimal

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