This is the build-up to every world conquest I do as New Zealand in Hearts of Iron IV with Bob Semple tanks.

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Kanye West could've been POTUS if he would've announced shortly after Bernie suspended, 100% confident in this.

I'm being completely serious when I say that the sirens began shortly after the first explosions. They've largely continued with periodic pause since. FREEDUM

Festive Fireworks Create Harmful Pall Of Pollution

forbes.com/sites/grrlscientist

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Fireworks have been illegal in Spokane for the entire time that I've lived here since ~1996. They've also been everywhere for all of those years and almost nobody gets ticketed.

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I would be fucked if I worked an early shift tomorrow. The amount of money going boom-boom sounds large.

*It's Brussels sprouts, not brussel sprouts. Brussels!*

Yep, just as I thought.

*Not brussel.*

He's pickled.

Rewinding this mush brain back is the only humane thing left to do.

*What the fuck is "brussel"?*

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Looking forward to seeing how the new no mask no service requirements go at work as far as being enforced. Apparently the order takes effect on the 7th so I expect we will make plenty of exceptions to the mask rule before then.

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