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I’m growing increasingly in love with the idea behind my gender identity that I’ll let people assume whatever they want about my gender and let them use any pronouns UNLESS I don’t like them/they’re transphobic and then I’ll keep correcting them as irritatingly as possible

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My skills:
- make good spotify playlists
- can drive
- lactose intolerant but eats cheese anyway

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me irl: an honors student majoring in communications

me on mastodon: if you can read fuck you

Why you should recruit me for your heist:
- good actor
- people usually trust me
- seen all b99 Halloween episodes
- can keep a secret
- please I really want to be part of a heist

I’ve always wanted to be part of a heist

If you’re planning a heist lmk I’ll be all over it

Catch me every couple of months convincing myself I Dont Care about tony stark until the next trailer/movie comes and socks me directly in the face

I still don’t know who or what komaeda is and I think that’s very sexy of me

Very Disappointed to wake up this morning and realize I am not in fact followed everywhere by a cloud of bees

You wanna get to know someone real quick?

Ask to see their 2018 Spotify stats

irl i give off very strong cryptid energies

one time i was the only customer in a dennys at like 5 am

I’m growing increasingly in love with the idea behind my gender identity that I’ll let people assume whatever they want about my gender and let them use any pronouns UNLESS I don’t like them/they’re transphobic and then I’ll keep correcting them as irritatingly as possible

just learned that the shells on public beaches ARE NOT for eating and im STOMPIN MAD those are all free SNACKS

i need to defend my reputation and inform you all that i ALWAYs rinse off my dishes before putting them in the washer

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

i didn't tell my dog i loved her today!!

i don't care for the big city folks talking about clout this, popular list that

i'm just here to tend my thought garden and report on the harvests

mastodon promotes low attention span and lesbianism rt if u agree

@ people who mention/follow me: everytime i get a notification it reminds me that i exist on this physical plane so thanks for stabilizing me when i'm vibrating through realms

i'm always funniest when no one's online to appreciate it and that's homophobic

no, grandma, i can't get your inhaler, i've got very important toots to make and clout to collect

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