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My skills:
- make good spotify playlists
- can drive
- lactose intolerant but eats cheese anyway

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me irl: an honors student majoring in communications

me on mastodon: if you can read fuck you

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Listen I know we’re all just poor gays but if any of you wanna slide a few dollars my way so that I can keep gas in my car and food on the table throughout the holidays that would be Very Rad of you

PayPal.me/TayCol10

Love y’all 😘😘

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anyway if you're cishet you have to send me money

paypal.me/taycol10

Me: I’m charismatic!!

A girl: hi

Me: h-hey what’s uhhhhh hi nice to ummmm cool what’s- what’s your uhhhhhhh hi

BERRIES BACK

BACK AGAIN

BERRIES BACK

TELL A FRIEND

papa john ate my family and gave me a $6 coupon for it

friendliness levels are holding at 84%

(84%) ■■■■■■■■□□

My lockpick set arrived today...

Watch out capitalists a lesbian Robin Hood is comin for you

people on here fucking love oppressing the french

no offence to other romance languages but spanish is the nicest one.... i will not be taking replies.....

you think someone like THISSSSS *gestures wildly to self* would be STRAIGHT?

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