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Positive vibes so you fuckers take care of yourselves
Drink water
Wear suitable clothes
Sleep a decent amount
Study if you gotta
Ok thats it good luck surviving

Nowadays i like to believe the tooth fairy isn't real because wouldn't it be fucked if teeth were actually currency

Alright no cranberry sprite here, tune in next time to find me angry at both cranberry sprite's absence and the presence of sprite zero, a ZERO ON THE SODA CHARTS

myers & briggs tests are so 2012, we should identify ourselves with youtube videos

for example I would be Dame La Gomita from the Official Gummibรคr Channel

you know i wish horoscopes were actually real, maybe then i would fucking have my shit together

hey gonna start off with some hot tea
rt if you think monsters are pretty hot

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