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You know those silly critiques of anti-capitalism, like "You can't critique capitalism, you have a smartphone!"

I wonder why they don't ever use the critique that would actually work on me: "You can't critique capitalism, you're really looking forward to your free birthday month gift as a member of the Sephora rewards program!"

I mean if I'm going to tear down capitalism I want to look good for the public beheadings.

@omanreagan "You can't critique capitalism because you're too fond of pretending that holding pieces of paper that can be used to get people to do things they don't want to do makes you a better person than they are!"

Oh wait, that's generally the critic.

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