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RT @ExcelPope
Person 1: The glass is 1/2 full

Person 2: The glass is 1/2 empty

Excel: The glass is the 1st of February

Safe search was off, but I guess the image search results were too horrible for an amateur bike mechanic to see.

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itโ€™s coffeeneuring season again! starts october 18th. itโ€™s my absolute favorite way to get my butt in the saddle as the days get shorter and chillier.

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@mastobikes #cycling #coffeeneuring #challenge

437 miles from home to Madison, WI: done. Today was a bit of rain but mostly lovely Wisconsin letter roads and rail trails. Now to relax a bit while we wait for our cat's check-up at the vet hospital.

I thought the sky looked a little dark earlier this morning, and sure enough the rain came in Fond du Lac. Pausing in a park here to see if it passes.

Yes bicycles? On the road again, stopping briefly in Little Suamico for a snack.

Whew, long day on the bike thanks to a side trip to pick up a part. Ups and downs for sure, but you know what they say about a bad day on the bike. 140 miles ending on Oconto, WI.

I made it to Bewabic State Park just on the border of Michigan and Wisconsin, 113 miles from home. Mostly uneventful but for a clicking bottom bracket (I hope this isn't foreshadowing). Time to relax and enjoy the lake.

A quick stop to visit the hop sign on this chilly morning. Not a big hop crop this year, probably too dry and hot.

Heading out on my second solo bike tour of the year, home to Madison, WI (around 400 miles). I'll try to remember to post this time!

Climbing a hill on my bicycle, thinking "Nice, feeling strong today."
"Damn, it's a tailwind!"
"Nice, a tailwind." ๐Ÿ˜„

Actual ? On-premises as a Service (OpaaS). You hire me to un-cloud the services you use, and then I VPN in and patch/upgrade them monthly. Cancel the subscription or I go out of business? Nothing happens, you keep running your services locally and use the documentation I generated to maintain it yourself or hand it off.

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The vegetarian hamburger company should create a dating site called Beyond Meet

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RT @MicroSFF@twitter.com

I felt the pull of a summoning, and was dragged to the depths of Hell again.
"What now?" I say as I appear in the mystic sigil.
"Hi, Bob," the demon says. "Our printer has stopped working."
"Release a soul."
"But-"
"You want my I.T support? You summon me from my sofa? You pay."

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/MicroSFF/status/14

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