I've been away for three days what cats did I miss

Gettin salty on FB, losing followers on bird town, eagerly insta-clicking guinea pig photos on here

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

> BOOST TOOT

I think the whole idea of a "bubble" or an "echo chamber" is pretty dismissive of people who don't have anywhere else where there's voices that represent them

I want to fuck you like I'm Animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like I'm Animal
My whole existence is flawed
My name is Kermit the Frog

features still missing from mastodon: the "solidarity, comrade" button for when someone posts something deeply personal/emotional and you want to show support without the weird implication of "hell yeah your inner pain is my favorite"

since it looks like I'm never getting married what if instead of a wedding I forced everyone I know to be in a stage adaption of Predator (1987)

Political exasperation 

A well-meaning lib friend posted a pic of Hillary and Obama laughing together as their response to the Cohen, etc. news and this has left me unreasonably furious for hours

good morning your bad politics takes on FB cannot penetrate this, my bubble of sweet protection

Mastodon for calm and mental health,
The other site for ... the opposite of that

Mastodon in 2018: new posters grapple for likes, shares and follows as they work through the trauma induced by artificial scarcity on twitter

Mastodon in 2020: users have adapted to a post-scarcity society, social capital is shared equitably, everyone can finally focus on Haveing Fun Online

Okay what's the consensus on Mastodon iOS clients, including whether they're trustworthy receiving login credentials?

Mild hangover with that *mwah* under-slept feeling. Should I:

1) Power through
2) Try a 1:1 tincture not knowing yet quite what its effects are
3) Pop Advil lie motionless and whine to myself about my wasted life

i love u,
u love me,
tony hawk pro skater 3

with a big fat hug and a kiss from me to u, tony hawk pro skater 2

I needed to come here to share this important personal news:

Spindrift >> La Croix

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