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A wobbly with the Richmond IWW made these awesome prints of the preamble to the IWW constitution, truly radical wall art.
"The working class and the employing class have nothing in common. There can be no peace so long as hunger and want are found among millions of the working people..."

I want the Great Lakes to overflow and flood that whole cursed region. People talk shit about Florida, but every Florida-Man was born in Ohio or Wisconsin.

Thinking about how cool it would be if work burned down tonight

Ronald Reagan was a complicated man, but he sold missiles to Iran and you have to give him credit for that.

I have a hard time bonding with people at work, but today I really got to know some of the check-in clerks while talking shit about the HR person.

Calling the manager to end fascism is like that Chappelle's Show skit, "You want to talk to the manager? I AM your manager!"

Gonna have this song by Martha stuck in my head for the rest of the day, because of the God Damn Pinkertons
youtube.com/watch?v=zwALrjppvx

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The Pinkertons are trending on birdsite?

Arthur, have some GOD DAMN FAITH and get my horse

If they didn't want to cry at work they shouldn't have asked me such a stupid question

They should make CBD pre-rolls but with tobacco so I can look cool smoking without the nicotine

“Forlorny,” the feeling of being sad because you’re horny but can’t fuck

Just sent a request to join "Large Sons Aviation" in FSEconomy. I can't wait to haul some kings and hefty boys around Wyoming

More like the "A-CRAP-olis of Athens," maybe next time try putting a roof on your buildings, Greeks.

Harambe, but it's your bea and they're forbidden under Sharia law.

For tax purposes, my car is registered under Fuck Bois LLC

Called in sick tomorrow, turning off my phone. Hopefully this hot ball of rage directly under my sternum will go away

"We'd love to see you for thanksgiving this year" = "Don't worry I'm totally okay to drive"

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