On a conference call about getting new laptops, I meant to say "we should go with ThinkPads, they're built like Volvo's." but instead of Volvo I said vulva
@thor someone coughed and then changed the subject. When everyone's muted, those silences go on for awhile
@thor I agree. and even though I misspoke, the metaphor was still technically true.
Just gonna put in my 2 weeks notice now I guess