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The most egregious thing about the steam library beta is that it went through a closed beta process undeterred and when it came out the sidebar was immediately redesigned within a week

misjudged your audience that badly, huh valve?

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sex!

hey everyone, this post was sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

I've been having a problem staying hydrated lately and the "dry ass lips" meme makes me self conscious as all get out.

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Join my biology themed rock band, Stamens and Pistols.

i have already given up on dynamic categories, thanks steam library beta

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in the other half of the country they actually call them Funko Sodas

OH! GOOD. GREAT. THE WHOLE LIBRARY JUST STOPPED RESPONDING TO MY MOUSECLICKS. GREAT. THANKS.

I'm glad every single fear I had about the new steam library system actually happened.

Here's a quick list of some games on the Nitro games package that you can and can't still play after the October cutoff date.

gist.github.com/Orangestar12/b

Accepting any additions and links to cracks.

My microphone test sentence is still "This is an example of Speex, an audio compression format specifically designed for human speech."

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oh my GOD

the new Theatre Department Chair had a signup for a thing, and it had a field for Twitter account. Naturally, I wrote "I got banned from Twitter for yelling at terfs."

Just received this email from the department chair,,,, so I think my gambit payed off. He's now confirmed as Definitely Cool, and I'm losing my shit jfksgdfghasdfa

Good news, now that Discord is getting rid of games in Nitro, i can stop telling people it's worth anything!

Writing prompt: Games companies realize they've made enough games to keep rereleasing them over every 2 generations and everyone will just keep buying them over and over, and they just fired the last of their creative team.

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I don’t trust a money clip, I feel like I’m going to leave a trail of cash everywhere I walk like an imp from Golden Axe

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IF YOU ORDER AT SUBWAY ***GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR PHONE***

And I don't understand why I sleep all day
and I start to complain that there's no rain.

Star Trek TOS season 1 spoilers 

Just got called a terf how's your existential nightmare doing guys

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