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SomeBODY once told me
There are two wolves inside me
I don't remember which one I've fed

i've said it before and i'll say it again: i have a mighty need for country music about having to pirate your tractor's software

Two bunners hopped out of the bushes to see me today, I hope this is a good omen of a good summer

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Damn right
The boys are all ducks
Oh no
They're all racist now

Batman: "Better put 5 cents in the meter."

Robin: "No policeman’s going to give the Batmobile a ticket."

Batman: "This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part."

I worry a lot about how invested we are in our identities being tied to e-mail addresses that are controlled by big corps who give away that service for free for some reason

Happy 26th birthday, Pentium! I never actually bought a 486, I went from a 386 to a P75 in 1995,
youtube.com/watch?v=bmUUPXanTY

Every couple of years I get a random message from someone I'd never heard of before, thanking me for a comment in some code I'd written decades ago, and if that's not the best reason to comment your code then I don't know what is.

when most people say "software engineer" they don't mean an actual engineer, they just mean someone who would wear a red shirt if they were on TOS

@mhoye oh and congratulations on another year of not getting killed and eaten!

It's the Year of the Pig –– Peppa Pig, that is, thanks to the "Peppa Pig Celebrates Chinese New Year" trailer that's become a viral hit in China.
n.pr/2teFPmZ

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