Our president isn't a man, he's a Cheez-It with hair
Time moves slower when I'm in your galaxy
Moving forward we need to be more vigilant with what we trust from the internet
HEAD ON DOWN TO FIRECRACKER ALLEY!!!! #JulyFourth #Murica
Never has a nickname suited a face better. His eyebrows alone say, "I'm outta here." If anyone finds this man, let him know I want to be his friend
We don't always mean to, but we kill beauty. Agent Smith was maybe right after all.
This is how I knew for sure MoviePass was in trouble Show more
Hey, I haven't tooted in a while.
So, um, well...IDK, I guess, uh, fuck you Trump!
Another positive is that the media is still working. I don't know who, but some hero broke this story. A week ago no one was talking about this. This is how it's supposed to work
This whole thing was like if I plugged the sink with a towel, turned the water on, let it flood the house for three days, then on the fourth day took the towel out
If there's a positive takeaway, it's that Melania maybe still has some pull and kinda isn't as evil as Donald sometimes?
So the Cheez-It signed an executive order halting his own policies? And we're supposed to what, rejoice?
He's a fucking pice of shit, but he's really mastered the political game. Time and time again he does shitty things but somehow ends up coming out on top. He looks like the savior when he's the hemorrhoid who caused the whole thing.
Fuck I hate all of this shit
"If only there were some way to stop litigating why we’re doing it and who is doing it and just stop doing it."
"AT&T and Verizon said they will no longer sell customers' real-time location information to third-party brokers" 😧😧😧
I like how if the Dow thinks a stock is under-performing, they can just kick it out and replace it with one they like better. Something to remember next time I use the Dow's performance as a barometer of economic success
Around 42% of global e-commerce transactions took place in China last year
I'm so guilty of underestimating people based on first impressions it's not even funny
"People need balance like grief needs malice and each week we sleep through life in panic"
https://open.spotify.com/track/2wf6QqUPshRqCXlLq23S1i?si=uMaVsC6rSUmQ2QyZZR1P_Q
Update: Japan wins!!
Update: Colombia's head coach gets my vote for "World Cup coach who looks most like a bond villain"
Japan.
Japan is my World Cup fill-in for USA.
Any room on the band wagon?
I'll be rooting for Japan all the way
Win win win win
