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tfw your supervisor phones you up and says “Hey...do you reckon I should join the union?”

Two events;

follow two cop cars up the road home who pull into the dodgy neighbours property (they’re fine, but clearly have a “diverse income stream”)

Half an hour later; bump into one of the neighbours boys walking home across our property through the bush. “Don’t mind me mate, just taking the faster way home y’know?”

I would tell stories about the heists of our locally infamous neighbour but it’s all a bit too easily googleable.

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Two events;

follow two cop cars up the road home who pull into the dodgy neighbours property (they’re fine, but clearly have a “diverse income stream”)

Half an hour later; bump into one of the neighbours boys walking home across our property through the bush. “Don’t mind me mate, just taking the faster way home y’know?”

Torn paper fox (2020) Torn paper and glue stick on cardboard. By Grant (age 40)

Listening to Fade To Black by Metallica an awful lot. Don’t worry about me, I’m fine, it’s just a fucking 🤘song.

Love to have the boss call me on a Saturday arvo to discuss the meaning of “e”, eg. the irrational constant of exponentiation.

I don’t drink very often becuse I got most of my drinking done in my 20s, but when I do I inevitably go listen to the demo tape the Christian punk band I was in recorded in about 2003. We were called Lazarus. I was the token pagan.

Mother in law update. We are having a fire and roasting marshmallows. She is sitting 10m away and being handed marshmallows on long sticks.

My mother in law lives with us, in a granny flat across the garden.

Turns out my mother in law has been hugging people. At her work. In a nursing home kitchen.

It’s all fun and games recreating medieval paintings under quarantine until you get to Bosch:

The Homer-Simpsonisation of Bandit Heeler; In this essay I will

Listening to police radio, bunch of blokes doing circle work down at Derwent Park are about to learn their activities are not “essential”.

Seems a bit like they don’t want what they have to say in a written record, doesn’t it?

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Feeling about people who keep trying to ring you and you are ignoring their calls but they never just send you a bloody email.

When that’s all looking nice, throw in some baby spinach (or rocket) and a splash of red wine vinegar.

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Yesterday’s breakfast toot was n00b level porridge. Today we go next level. Button and shiitake mushrooms, spring onions, pine nuts and garlic. Fry them up gently...

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