brb, getting my RDA of toxoplasma
I think I need one of those “restroom out of service/cleaning in progress” signs, but tiny and written in cat language
ok, cats are freakin out now
looking for answers on the internet is not helping
Feeling anxious, restless. Not really hungry but thinkin bout going out for food?
I sure could go for a tofu pup
There's a guy with two thumbs in California who is not
La Croix now available in Milkshake Duck flavor, who is shocked by this news
is it just me or is there more fishy possible-bot activity lately?
"ovation" sounds like it should have something to do with eggs send toot
Huh, I think actually most things are improved by the addition of Metal Gear Solid music and sound effects
jeez, waiting to hear back after a job interview is pretty nerve wracking
Watching Luke Cage and wishing someone who knows what they’re talking about will discuss the musical selections
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